(g)Elisa Samantha

 3% meow

on hiatus but still creepin

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lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra)

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feelin 1% bad for buying that bag and 99% fabulous 

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Anonymous said: On a scale of Japanese tofu to French baguettes, how willing are you to come to brazil?

mmm.. i’d say salami sandwiches

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Anonymous said: Because we (brazilians) have the bananas and da soccer

i only like 1/3 of those two.

i need for of the declicious brazilian meat. 

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Anonymous said: Here goes a second time: I love you.

<3 <3 <3

x 2 

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Anonymous said: Shit. I forgot to go on annon.

it’s okay

you’re still v ery sm00th

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wenzuri said: I love you

<3 <3 <3 

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Anonymous said: *Runs through the forbidden southern rainforest. wrestles alligators. Swims through the great oceans. Crosses the border. Marries a Farmer's daughter in order to steal their tractor. gets arrested. Makes deep connections with cell mates. gets a "I heart mama" tattoo. Breaks out of jail. Passes Go and collects 200$. Hikes to your house and crawls up your drive way****wheezes*** Please... Come.... To... Brazil....

wHY BRAZIL???

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 #my dad is an elephant

officialprostitute:

why do dads sneeze so loud

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 #yes

jaclcfrost:

forget wearing sweaters and drinking pumpkin spice lattes. if you really want to get into the spirit of fall and celebrate just fall down. fall down everywhere. all the time. the whole season