(g)Elisa Samantha

 3% meow

on hiatus but still creepin

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lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra)

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feelin 1% bad for buying that bag and 99% fabulous 

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Anonymous said: On a scale of Japanese tofu to French baguettes, how willing are you to come to brazil?

mmm.. i’d say salami sandwiches

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Anonymous said: Because we (brazilians) have the bananas and da soccer

i only like 1/3 of those two.

i need for of the declicious brazilian meat. 

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Anonymous said: Here goes a second time: I love you.

<3 <3 <3

x 2 

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Anonymous said: Shit. I forgot to go on annon.

it’s okay

you’re still v ery sm00th

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wenzuri said: I love you

<3 <3 <3 

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Anonymous said: *Runs through the forbidden southern rainforest. wrestles alligators. Swims through the great oceans. Crosses the border. Marries a Farmer's daughter in order to steal their tractor. gets arrested. Makes deep connections with cell mates. gets a "I heart mama" tattoo. Breaks out of jail. Passes Go and collects 200$. Hikes to your house and crawls up your drive way****wheezes*** Please... Come.... To... Brazil....

wHY BRAZIL???

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 #my dad is an elephant

officialprostitute:

why do dads sneeze so loud