whorville:

I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces

hitlersbreastmilk:

if u try to fuckin tickle me u better have ur funeral planned out son

foodtrucker:

kicking off the weekend with a 48 hour nap

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

bombliate:

how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past